32. The Parrots - The Parrots E.P.

1. Photography Song
2. Home Sweet Home
3. Breaking Up New Ground
4. Serious Thing

Another band from the "famous" Attrix record label, here. Perhaps, Piranhas obviously exempt, they're also the best. All of these songs have ska undertones, most obvious in the best song here, Breaking Up New Ground. Well, while not actually groundbreaking, it's certainly a pleasant way to spend ten minutes, listening to this EP. Rick Blair, the man behind The Parrots, died in 1999 and a CD dedicated to him featuring The Parrots and Vol Sec is available through the ridiculously good PunkBrighton website.

Apart from this, The Parrots did a couple of songs, Larger Than Life and Vicious Circle, on Vaultage 78, available here on Youtube. In fact, listen to that whole album, it's got Nicky & The Dots, The Dodgems, Peter & The Test Tube Babies and The Piranhas besides, and what more could you want, you ungrateful swines?

1980, Attrix

31. The Flatmates - Happy All The Time

1. Happy All The Time
2. Thinking Of You

I spent the weekend in Brighton with hundreds of balding, portly men in Morrissey t-shirts. That's right, it was the "At The Edge Of The Sea" mini-festival at Concorde 2, curated by and starring David Gedge and his Wedding Present.

I didn't get to see any of the support on the first day - I was watching Enfield Town's thrilling 3-2 win over Hendon, and I regret nothing. The Wedding Present came out and did all of George Best plus a new song (which I nicked the lyrics too if anyone's interested - send me an e-mail). And it was sensational. Then on Sunday, amid all the boring acoustic folk and overrated Gedge side-projects, The Flatmates came on stage and loudly jangled away, much to the delight of one mohican and a New Order t-shirt. They opened with Happy All The Time and then did some new stuff which, surprisingly, was quite good. I'd have bought some of their stuff if I hadn't wasted all my money on a disappointing burger. Anyway, here's their site. Enjoy!

1987, The Subway Organization

30. Spooky Cabaret

1. Cheap Shoes
2. Electro Toys
3. Homicide
4. I Was There In The 60's Man
5. I'm An Actor Baby
6. Phantom Rain
7. Pictures Of Food
8. Poison Kiss
9. Season Of Regret
10. The Ancient Mariner
11. The Badger And The World Below
12. The Bus Fare Home

There is no good reason why I've not written anything in five months. I'm simply incredibly prone to not being arsed. To make up for it, there's a link at the bottom of this post to download the album. I think that's acceptable, because I've never ever seen anywhere you can listen to this anywhere else. Spooky Cabaret were based in Stoke Newington, a vegan- and communist-heavy bit of Hackney, where I live. I first heard the album in 2008, but the tracks are from all throughout the decade. The band was fronted by Mortimer Ribbons (pictured), who died a few years ago of pancreatic cancer, playing increasingly personal gigs right up to the end. I've always really liked this album, but had never thought to put it up here until a couple of weeks ago, when I was playing it in the charity shop I was working in, and people started coming up and asking who it was, asking me to send them the files. I've not put it up on Youtube because it would take ages and I'm sensationally "busy", and besides, I think you ought to download and share it. There is one video I found of them online, a short movie with an alternative version of The Bus Fare Home playing over the top. Anyway, do download the album and let me know what you think on Twitter. A warning: the file is quite large, due to track ten being a half-hour re-telling of The Ancient Mariner.

2008, Independent
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29. Lime Headed Dog - Ronnie O'Sullivan

1. Ronnie O'Sullivan

Poor old Mick Price, the Nuneaton snooker player who never accomplished anything. Best known for sitting down, and watching Ronnie O'Sullivan clear the table in the quickest maximum of all time. This is an incredible break, one which only Ronnie could produce (good quality video here), and it was only a matter of time before it was set to an avant-garde, and oddly moving soundtrack. If you're not a fan of snooker, it might be useful to know a bit about Ronnie O'Sullivan: perhaps the most talented snooker player ever, he accomplished far less than he should have. He was a major championship winner at 17, and could play with the speed and flair that made Jimmy White so popular. Crucially, though, Ronnie wasn't a bottler and went on to win four World Championships, playing right-handed and left-handed. He is, of course, completely mad, a perfectionist and highly self-critical. His dad was five years into an 18 year stretch for murder when he made this break, which I'm sure didn't help. Ronnie threatened to give up the game every year, before finally doing so in June. He suffers from clinical depression and has had problems with drugs. The song only works with the video, so set aside seven minutes and listen to it - don't just put it on in the background. I don't know anything else about Lime Headed Dog, but I love them for producing this masterpiece.

Thanks to @HodgkinsonJohn for the suggestion

28. Attempted Moustache - Superman

1. Superman
2. No Way Out

The kids of today will find this difficult to comprehend, but there was, in the early 80s, a time before Half Man Half Biscuit. I mean, they literally didn't exist. It was mostly darkness. They would later explode into existence, like the universe itself, forming from the remnants of other short-lived New Wave bands based in Birkenhead (here my analogy falls down). Attempted Moustache (along with Venom, Split Gut and North of Watford) were one of these bands. This single, their only one, was released in 1980. Simon Blackwell (Biscuits guitarist 1984-94) and Paul Wright (drummer 1984-93) were both members of this excellently-named band, but with the lyrical genius of Blackwell's brother, Nigel, missing, this is a pretty ordinary release. However, it is an interesting piece of history, if you're me or very like me.

1980, Skeleton Records

27. Swell Maps - Read About Seymour

1. Read About Seymour
2. Ripped & Torn
3. Black Velvet

Read About Seymour was the first single by Swell Maps, one of those influential yet widely ignored groups. I'd only ever heard of them through Television Personalities' Part-Time Punks, which mentions this single - three songs and five minutes later and I'm already in love with this band. Given that this single was recorded and released before Shot By Both Sides, you could say it was proto-post-punk, and Swell Maps went on to do some weirder, more avant-garde stuff. All three of their Peel sessions are on Youtube, here, here and here, as well as their entire second album, here. The brothers who formed Swell Maps (Epic Soundtracks and Nikki Sudden - not their real names) are both dead, but bassist Jowe Head continues to release solo material and joined Television Personalities for a while in the eighties. That's all I got, enjoy your 90 second art punk.

1977, Rather Records

Thanks to @HodgkinsonJohn for the suggestion

26. Angelic Upstarts - The Murder Of Liddle Towers

1. The Murder Of Liddle Towers
2. Police Oppression

This is, I promise, a rare foray into Oi! territory. Liddle Towers was an amateur boxer from Durham who was beaten to death by the police ("justifiable homicide"). Angelic Upstarts are a socialist punk rock band, still going, defying the Oi! stereotype of racist skinheads. I'm of the opinion that just before Punk died, it gave birth to the intelligent, charming Post-punk and its evil twin Oi!, and that the latter ought to be ignored or derided. Especially the Skrewdriver contingent. However, this single is the exception; angry lyrics ("he was drunk and disorderly and now he's dead"), an important message and adequately imaginative music combining to produce a surprisingly powerful song. Police Oppression is just not as good, nowhere near as intelligent or interesting, and by now Angelic Upstarts have more than made their point. Anti-fascism and leftist politics aside, I don't think the band ever did anything else worth praising.

1978, Dead Records